Thursday, January 28, 2010

Wingnutspeak Translation of the Day

WINGNUT DICTIONARY - Translation of the Day

Quote of the Day:

“Rubio will win. The Establishment will be defeated. Conservatives will advance and with them freedom.” [em-mine]

~ Erick Erickson, proprietor RedState Blog reacting to polling developments in the Race for GOP Florida Senate primary.

Translation (from Wingnutese or Wingnutspeak into English):

The Freedom of Mankind, according to tenets of the Teabagger Movement, will come following the creation of cultural consciousness within the Wingnutariat. Once cultural consciousness has been obtained, the Wingnutariat will rise up in revolution against Liberal Constitutional Democracy and cast off the chains of oppression moderation creating a Wingnutopian Society.

First, the Teabaggers must destroy the Establishment of the GOP. Then the Wingnutariat will take control of the party apparatus. Only after obtaining control of the GOP, will it be possible to create a Wingnutopian cultural paradise.

And once done, the Freedom of Mankind can be achieved, Allah willing of course.

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